I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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