I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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