Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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