her vagine was all disorganized.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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