their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
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they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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