Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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