Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Randomize
