Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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