In the future we'll all be gay
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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