remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
