I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My vagina is very pro this idea
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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