make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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