If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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