dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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