There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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