Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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