But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wannas sexs uuuuu
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
A bitchslap is in order.
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