Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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