i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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