it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm too high and old for this...
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