I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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