Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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