I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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