Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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