Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he puts the penis in happiness.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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