Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
