i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So much rum. So many feels.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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