so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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