so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
where are my eyebrows?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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