his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
