Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
this boner is exhausting
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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