He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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