i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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