you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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