Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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