My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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