I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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