C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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