Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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