We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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