That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the room spins SO much faster in panama
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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