Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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