Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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