i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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