reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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