i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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