This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I have tasted many bathrooms
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
