You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
