Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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