what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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