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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

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(734): the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. http://tfl.nu/aea7

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The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.

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(201): The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me. http://tfl.nu/x7ng

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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.

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(201): i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds. http://tfl.nu/tub0

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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...

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I see you've learned your lesson.

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(937): I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status... (1-937): I see you've learned your lesson. http://tfl.nu/pjfr

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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.

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Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.

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(512): I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw. (1-512): Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid. http://tfl.nu/p25a

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(303): View more from Colorado

The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!

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(303): The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks! http://tfl.nu/bdkz

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.

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(405): Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door. http://tfl.nu/5l3p

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"

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(608): it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face" http://tfl.nu/ke0l

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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"

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(260): apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much" http://tfl.nu/w7s7

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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?

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(610): I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke? http://tfl.nu/zzrl

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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.

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His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.

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(218): His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place. (612): His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants. http://tfl.nu/9orv

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She really is something else.

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Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.

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(281): She really is something else. (713): Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away. http://tfl.nu/3f56

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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.

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(724): That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake. http://tfl.nu/bbsk

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(586): View more from Michigan

I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.

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(586): I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird. http://tfl.nu/l2d5

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I immediately regret the tequila decision.

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(248): I immediately regret the tequila decision. http://tfl.nu/ptpj

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