you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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